"I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown, and I hate your pantsuit and I wish it had ribbons on it to make it slightly cute. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong."
Jess, New GIrl
My crazy handsome boyfriend took me to Ocean City last month for my birthday weekend, it was wonderful getting time away from school, stress and the city.
OMG! You spoke with GG! *0* I can't even.... (faints)
He asked my friend out to dinner! I had no idea who he was until I got on tumblr and searched for his tag, now I’m a little overwhelmed haha
The other night my friend Crystal and I met up with the guy she’s been texting, and a group of his friends. We were all drinking and having a good time, and I ended up sitting and talking with one of them - he introduced himself as “G”. It wasn’t until after we’d left that Crystal told me “G” was Godfrey Gao… the world’s first Asian supermodel, famous actor, Taiwanese heartthrob.
Ugh. Could’ve at least gotten a picture.
Taipei Taoyuan, love being able to skip the long lines and feel like a local with my Taiwan passport :)
I love being in the office. I’m teaching Darren, who’s toured with LMFAO and DJ’d at Ultra, the art of Snapchat and have promised to send daily breakfast, lunch and dinner snaps. (Agent Smith, go find him on facebook!) Crystal has already asked me to be her wingwoman, which means I have a new going-out buddy! She’s the same age as me, goes to art school in LA and works as a promoter. She also bakes for everyone in the office. I tried her incredible vegan, gluten-free oatmeal cookies today. We’re expecting macaroons on Monday! And Derek, LMFAO’s videographer, is the king of charades. Crystal introduced us all to the app on her phone, and it’s quickly become a favorite pasttime. We order late night sashimi and the guys look after us like we’re younger sisters, since Crystal and I are the only ones under 20.